My First Concert

All right, so we were driving home from the concert last night, getting on to the home-stretch where it goes down to 2 lanes from 3. Just after it switched to 2 lanes, we started to pass someone on the left (because God smites those who pass on the right). Well, out of nowhere I hear:
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRRRRRR!! and I look over just in time to see a little white *Fuck-Geo go flying past us in the shoulder, kickin' up dirt, dead deer and all manner of debris. Now, as he swerved out in front of us we all yelped and(though I didn't think it was humanly possible) had a collective corronary. Talented, aren't we? At any rate, he was swerving about like a Chinese acrobat with an inner ear infection and doing a the very least 15 over the speed limit. Glad he'd passed us without injury, we were plotting on calling the police and letting them know some crazy fucktard was careening about the highway.

Luckily for us (not so much for Fucktard) there was a 'hidden' Suburban-cop (aka: the cop who drives a suburban..for those without deductive reasoning capabilities) camped out just down the road.-One minute whilst I digress and tease the James-boy (who is from Ohio..and has the right to be confused thusly) about how he passed 10 cops and never saw a one of them...heehee. Evidently Michigan cops are good at the guerilla warfare hiding places as opposed to Ohio cops...Ahem...-

Splendid. Evidently the cop saw the whole thing because he took off after the *Fuck-Geo who thought it was a good idea to get into the right lane where we'd switched to.. and slow down to 40 mph (speed limit, incidentally was 70...85 if you're from Michigan) so that the cop would just fly on by. Good cop as it was, it got all up on the ass of the *Fuck-Geo and pulled him over. For his sake I hope he was just intoxicated instead of merely being a Fucktard.


*Fuck-Geo (n.)- 1). a car which disappears into any normal-sized parking space and magically reappears when you're half-way into pulling into said space which causes you to yelp "fuck! Geo..." 2). a small car, usually of the Geo family which runs on nothing more than 2 AA batteries and the stupidity of the driver.