Right, so like I said... only two more weeks. I'll have to keep chanting that one over and over again. Two more weeks then I'm done with finals, She's done with school for good... Why you ask? Well when you're already on academic warning and your current GPA is somewhere in the neighborhood of 1.0-1.5, you're pretty much guaranteed a nonstop, one way ticket back to Ghettospeak, Michigan. Am I happy? In some ways.. yes (What's that? No one coming in at 4am, turning on all the lights, calling back the 18 trillion people that called in the past 2 days -all male, mind you- , using your microwave to heat up your food to stuff into their insignificantly small belly all while you're trying to SLEEP??....no. that I would miss! I'm talking about her more annoying qualities.) I'm happy because I'll be done with her. No more petting the drunken girl who just put her cigarette out on my palm , no more getting my ass up at 7am -AKA: sodomy-thirty in the freakin' morning- just to help her type her paper so she'll shut the hell up , no more listening to the ghettospeak through her crying about the guy she was dating that got shot.. (you know, she just "Knewded he wasn't not into drugs, Jess.. he was just havin' lots'a money!" Right... and Charlie Sheen just happened to have very expensive girlfriends.)
Allow me to wax mushy for a minute, though and tell you why I almost kinda sorta feel bad for the little fucktard. She does come from the ghetto.. yes I know that's not an excuse. I'm not making excuses or condoning her behavior or even typifying hers to that of normal people who also grew up in her part of town. I'm merely saying that it was most assuredly hard work for her to get here in the first place (unless my suspicions are correct and she's only here for a cruel science experiment in which the two female of the species are put together to see how long it will take the monogomous one to develop a spasm in her trigger finger... Ahem!) Even though I'm fairly sure she got in on the whole affirmative action bid (seeing as she claims to be "Xicana.." Right...). Either way, it takes a lot of guts to even be here in the normal world.
There, that's my mush. That's all she gets seeing as she gets a free ride from her church scholarship (I wonder... would the Pope condemn her to burn in hell if he knew what she was doing? I may have to invest in some holy water and find out if she really is the devil incarnate. Remind me to grab some flame retardant sheets for the bunk beds before I try anything.) as well as from the government. Between those two, I'm both disappointed and sickened. She gets a free ride with the IQ of a steaming pile of moose dung and I get nothing? Need-based financial aid for college should apply to "I need to go to college" instead of "I need to go do something more amusing and socially acceptable than sell my body/drugs on the streetcorner."
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